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collegehumor:

Girl Looking in Mirror Falls Flat on Face
What an elegant way to embarrass yourself.

collegehumor:

Girl Looking in Mirror Falls Flat on Face

What an elegant way to embarrass yourself.

collegehumor:

Naughty Trees Need to Get a Room
What do you think this is, a college dorm??

collegehumor:

Naughty Trees Need to Get a Room

What do you think this is, a college dorm??

collegehumor:

Inspector Gadget Works for Division of Standards Now
Yowsers.
getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. i know if you fits you sits but i need to read cooking instructions for my lean cuisine. your butt is not going to cook it.

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. i know if you fits you sits but i need to read cooking instructions for my lean cuisine. your butt is not going to cook it.

collegehumor:

Pepper Does Not Want to Be Chopped
At least it doesn’t cry like that wimp onion.

collegehumor:

Pepper Does Not Want to Be Chopped

At least it doesn’t cry like that wimp onion.

Middle income is $200,000 to $250,000 and less.

Mitt Romney (via blogonthe)

Source?

I’d love to make $200,000.

(via positivelypersistentteach)

“I’m coming back the wrong way. It’s not because of you. I don’t like graphic design. That’s it. Stop smiling! I really didn’t like it. It’s just designing logos and stuff, and I miss Scranton. But it is not because I missed you.

muffintop-less:

BELIEVE you can and you will ♥ It begins in your mind, through positive thoughts and actions ♥

muffintop-less:

BELIEVE you can and you will ♥ It begins in your mind, through positive thoughts and actions ♥